Spell chequer – Eye halve a spelling chequer…

My editor and soon-to-be co-author Kip Allen put me on to this. After he had found about the fifth or sixth misspelling in my articles for American Thinker, errors that remained even after I used spell checking software, he sent me this:

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It’s rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It’s letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Poetry – Martha Snow – Spell chequer – Eye halve a spelling chequer.